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  "Ms. Satran's take on the latest generation gap is as insightful as it is entertaining–a comic blend of advice and anthropology that skewers both young and old." -- Christina Binkley, The Wall Street Journal

  "The great genius of How Not to Act Old is that it simultaneously taps into our anxieties and deflates them." --- Hanna Rosin, doublex.com

  "You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll tell all your friends to run out and buy it. This is the funniest book I've read all year." -- Best Selling Books

  "A must-read for anyone who wants to communicate with today's youth -- or just seem youthful! I actually don't know where I'd be without this book. I can't thank Pam enough for making me give up wearing sunglasses over my bifocals...and for making me laugh out loud." -- Meg Cabot, author of "The Princess Diaries" and "Size 12 Is Not Fat"

  "A welcome jolt of fresh wit: wryly, smartly, and crisply devoted to the subject that dare not speak its name among those of us who fully expected, against all odds, to never become unhip. With How Not To Act Old, we'll get our wish." -- Sheila Weller, author of the New York Times bestseller "Girls Like Us"

  "Shimmers with a multitude of wise and hilarious insights on the pitfalls of acting your age. Don't just read it, memorize it. And buy it for everyone you love. It's original and brilliant! " -- Dorothea Benton Frank, New York Times bestselling author

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