List
The full list of ways Not To Act Old:
- #160: Don’t Get A Dog07.28
- #159: Don’t Talk To Strangers02.22
- #158: Defy Expectations01.17
- #157: Don’t Fear the Wrong07.4
- #156: Downsize Your Dining Room05.2
- #155: Don’t Read Mass Market Paperbacks04.7
- #154: I’ve Decided: It’s “Don’t Dress Up”01.12
- My Christmas Problem12.21
- #153: Don’t Fear Death11.10
- #152: Tear Up Those Theatre Tickets09.12
- How To Be Just Like Me07.12
- #151: Never Wear Shorts and Socks Together07.8
- #150: Wait, Go Ahead, Maybe You Should Act Even Older….06.1
- #149: Quit Yer Bellyaching06.1
- #148: Don’t Fear Porn05.2
- #147: Don’t Take Pictures of Your Freaking Flowers04.9
- Go Ho!02.16
- #146: Don’t Dress Up. I Mean, Don’t Dress Down.12.17
- #145: Don’t Be White (Or Just Act Like It)12.11
- Larry David, Style Icon?11.23
- Thrilling Dispatch from the Land of the Young11.15
- Come. Join My Cult.11.10
- We’ve been DreamWorked!11.5
- Game ON, Chelsea Handler!11.3
- #144: Don’t Go Hatin’ On Halloween10.29
- Happy 60th Birthday, Bruce. I think.09.23
- Love Letter to Grace Coddington09.13
- Why So Glum? 25 Very Good Reasons09.10
- #143: Don’t Facebook Old08.25
- #142: Don’t Be Afraid To Drive, Even If Your Car Is Old and Rusty, Your Key Is Broken, and You Think You’re Too Fat To Fit Behind The Wheel08.20
- #141: Don’t Mind The Gap08.17
- #7 on the Times Bestseller List! Woohoo!08.12
- HNTAO on Fox’s Good Day New York08.12
- I’m Not Old, I’m A Celebrity!08.11
- #140: Do Not Listen To Your Sorry-Ass Old Music08.9
- HNTAO on CBS Early Show08.6
- NEW VIDEO: How Not To Act Old, Lesson #508.5
- NEW VIDEO: She Read The Book, Kind Of….08.3
- How Not To Act Old is #1!08.2
- #139: Can The Burgers and Beer07.31
- Send Your Friends A Free HNTAO Gift07.26
- NEW VIDEO: Age Police Arrest Woman for Driving Too Slowly07.19
- We’re Number….uh, 2!07.10
- Can You Get Away With RayBans?07.8
- NEW VIDEO: The Age Police On Phone Patrol07.7
- POP QUIZ: When Did You Stop Being Young?07.5
- #138: 50 Is So NOT The New Dead07.2
- NEW! How Not To Act Old on Video06.27
- #137: Don’t Bake Dangerous06.25
- #136: Take Off That Store-Boughten Underwear: A Shocking Report from the Land of the Young06.9
- #135: Don’t Forward Emails Like This To All Your Girlfriends06.2
- #134: Don’t Cry For Susan Boyle04.20
- OK, Now I Reaaaaaaaaally Have To Go Write My Book11.16
- #133: Don’t Channel Andy Rooney11.4
- #132: LOL, Don’t Lust At The Palin Porn Video10.20
- #131: Try Not To Be So Chic10.17
- Why Are You Here?10.16
- #130: Don’t Try To Be Thin As Twiggy10.14
- #129: Do Not Attack Any Stars of High School Musical 310.10
- #128: Step Away From The Giant Pumpkin10.7
- #127: Do A Web Startup…..I Mean, Don’t Do A Web Startup…..I Mean, Do A…..Oh, Never Mind. Just Go Read The Daily Beast10.6
- #126: Do Not Audition for the Sarah Palin Porn Film10.1
- #125: Fall Is So NOT Your Favorite Season09.29
- #124: Gotta Love Those Entourage Boys09.22
- #123: Stop Surfing The Net09.18
- #122: Throw Off the Middle-Aged Burka09.16
- We Got A Book Deal, Baby!09.10
- #121: No Arcade Fire or Porkpie Hats09.9
- #120: Neutralize Your Crazy Old Sperm09.5
- #119: Don’t Use The Republicans To Make Your Own Sorry Self Feel Cool09.4
- #118: Stop Talking About Menopause09.3
- #117: Don’t Live in West Virginia09.2
- #s105-116: How Not To Vacation Old, Part See Ya Later08.20
- #104: Look Up To Philippe and Patti08.17
- #103: Don’t Act All Shocked That Madonna’s Turning 5008.14
- #102: Only One Pair of Glasses At A Time, Please08.13
- #101: Don’t Fear The F Word08.11
- #s94-100: How Not To Vacation Old, Part 208.8
- #93: Stop Covering Up Your Underwear!08.6
- #s84-92: How Not To Vacation Old, Part 108.4
- #83: Don’t Be The Ricky08.1
- #82: Stop All That Moving Around07.30
- #81: Learn To Text With Your Thumbs07.28
- #s 75-80: How Not To Act Old Around Your Babysitter07.25
- #74: Forget the Sixties Nostalgia07.24
- #73: Cancel the Trip to Provence07.23
- #72: C’mon, Tell Us All About Your Sex Life07.22
- #71: Never Admit You Hated “The Dark Knight”07.21
- #70: No Hovering07.21
- #69: Enough With The Jane Austen Worship07.18
- #68: Mooch Off Your Parents07.17
- #67: Don’t Put It In Cruise Control07.16
- #66: Don’t Die. Or Even Consider The Possibility of Dying.07.15
- #65: Screw the Housework07.14
- #64: Don’t Fear The Tat07.11
- #63: Never Admit You Have No Freaking Clue Who Leighton, Cuttino, Rihanna, Jensen, Dane or Feist Are07.10
- #62: Don’t Be Shocked By A Touch of Girl-On-Girl07.9
- #61: Know The Difference Between A Brotha and A Bro07.8
- #60: Garage Your Hog07.7
- #59: Don’t Bogart That Watermelon07.3
- #s 54, 55, 56, 57 & 58: Special 4th of July Oldness Alerts07.3
- #53: Don’t Fear The Teenager07.2
- #52: No Bras The Size of Wyoming07.1
- #51: Don’t Go Thinking This Is Normal06.30
- Weekend Review: I’m Not Going To Stop and I Can’t Make Me06.27
- #50: No, That Was Not Mary-Kate and Olsen You Saw On The Number 66 Bus06.27
- #49: Curb Your Cynicism06.26
- #48: Enough With The Man-Bashing06.25
- #47: Don't Be A Chicken06.25
- #46: Stop Hoping Lauren Conrad Will Just Go Away06.24
- #45: Don’t Live In A Big House and Complain About Money06.24
- #44: Quit Bossing Everybody Around06.24
- #43: Don’t Fear Rap06.23
- #42: Torch Your Books06.23
- #41: Don’t Get Too Excited About Mondays06.23
- #40: Scratch The Golf Game06.22
- #39: Don’t Wake Up Before Dawn06.22
- #38: Break That Saturday Night Sex Routine06.21
- #37: Cancel The Dinner Party06.21
- #36: Enough With The Seinfeld, Already!06.20
- #35: De-hyphenate Your Name06.20
- #34: Don’t Fear The Thong06.19
- #33: No Digestion Discussions, Ever06.19
- #32: Avoid Avoiding Babies06.19
- #31: Don’t Lust After The Lifeguard06.18
- #30: Stop Using Email06.18
- #29: Get Off the Eternal Diet06.18
- #28: Don’t Listen To Springsteen06.17
- #27: Don’t Vote Republican06.17
- #26: Shave The Mustache06.17
- #25: Don’t Make Love06.16
- #24: Don’t Forget…..Uh, Everything06.16
- #23: Don’t Send Greeting Cards06.16
- #22: Avoid Direct Confrontation06.15
- #21: Don’t Leave A Message06.15
- #20: No Poodles06.15
- #19: Don’t Describe The Doctor, The Cop, Or The Teacher As “Looking 12”06.15
- #18: Don’t Hate Sex06.14
- #17: Don’t Drink Cosmos06.14
- #16: Don’t Live In Greenwich Village06.14
- #15: Don’t Be Named Bob or Pat06.14
- #14: Don't Fear The Waxer06.13
- #13: Unless You're In Nagasaki, Don't Give (Or Ask) Directions06.13
- #12: Don't Smoke Pot06.13
- #11: Hold The Moo Goo Gai Pan06.13
- #10: Don’t Lust After Paul McCartney06.12
- #9: Don't Plan06.12
- #8: Don’t Yell Into Your Cell Phone06.12
- #7: Don’t Count Out Exact Change06.12
- #6: Beware The Accidental Hookup06.11
- #5: Don’t Dance To “Sexual Healing”06.11
- #4: Don’t Admit You’re Befuddled By Twitter, TiVo, Texting — Most of Technology06.11
- #3: Don’t Advise People To Carry An Umbrella06.11
- #2: Don’t Talk About Your (Grownup) Children06.11
- #1: Don’t Say Awesome, Dude, or Yo, You Copped Fire, Son06.10
